thesirensaresingingyournameBreathe in, breathe out.http://thesirensaresingingyourname.tumblr.com/post/96365174358/missmercuryschmidthttp://sburbs-givenaway.tumblr.com/post/46584067682/i-hate-pants-that-make-it-look-like-i-have-a-boner

missmercuryschmidt:

matchinghaircuts-andskinnyjeans:

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

yes

more than is rational but yes

ha-zeoblivionhttp://ha-ze.tumblr.com/post/96344119102/guy-on-train-id-fuck-you-if-you-didnt-have-sohttp://onlypluggedin.tumblr.com/post/84875743137/guy-on-train-id-fuck-you-if-you-didnt-have-so
  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
crazinesshttp://craziness.tumblr.com/post/96344133680http://resurgance.tumblr.com/post/84780419846/me-when-i-have-more-than-20

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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ha-zeoblivionhttp://ha-ze.tumblr.com/post/96344919457/canadianslut-can-i-suck-your-dick-teacherhttp://canadianslut.tumblr.com/post/51568828619/can-i-suck-your-dick-teacher-pops-out-of

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

crazinesshttp://craziness.tumblr.com/post/96345011035

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

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